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adventure
well the year was 18 aught 89, the place; paris, france. now any sorry frenchmen will tell you, 1889 was a good year for the french. it was the year the cigarette, beret, and striped shirt were unveiled at the world fair. now none of this wouldve been possible if not for one man. ME. see, earlier that year the greco-roman bastards of greco-rome gave the french a gift, now known as the eiffel tower. but see, when that tower was first being imported into our skinny, coffee sipping country, i knew there was something wrong. it was big. and furry. so i went and inspected it more closely (i had these privileges; i was sleeping with the prime minister’s daughter), and as i approached, the familiar scent of bear reached my nose. turns out “iron lattice tower” is greco-roman for “tower of bear destruction” so the bears formed into “alpha bear major” (imagine the power rangers giant robot) and began attacking the city. me, being cunning as a mug, found my best friend of the time, a fellow frenchie named chuck norris, jumped up on his shoulders, and socked the giant bear clear in the face, killing it instantly. the end.
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I'm a psycho. Wo-ah.
I like facial hair, and songs, and writing, and pictures, and expressing my ever -growing angst through interpretive dance.
